Will Ryder is king of the groovy 70s retro porn parody, and his latest looks out of sight — Love Boat XXX: A Parody, distributed by Adam & Eve, in stores now.

Love Boat XXX: A Parody directed by Will Ryder

Following the Aaron Spelling original format, the porn parody has a huge cast of series regulars and special guest stars. The regulars include Steve Nelson (your Captain), Sunny Lane (Julie the cruise director), Tyler Nixon (Gopher), Tee Reel (Isaac the bartender), Kurt Lockwood (Doc) and Penny Pax (Vicki the captain’s daughter). Guest stars include Capri Cavanni, Jessa Rhodes, Kendall Karson, Gia Grace, Nikki Daniels, Lucky Star, Selma Sins, Nikki Chase, Liv Aguilera, Evan Stone, Seth Gamble, Kevin Wang, Will Ryder, Ron Jeremy and James Bartholet.

The YouTube trailer shows off the period sets, costumes and hairstyles as well as the humorously adulterated theme song.

Will Ryder declares, “I couldn’t be happier with how it turned out, because not only is it funny and sexy, it looks exactly like an episode of The Love Boat TV show. If he were alive today, I would hope that Aaron Spelling might be happy with how this turned out.”

Past porn parodies of Aaron Spelling shows include This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX, Back to Melrose Place, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX and This Ain’t Charmed XXX. The ghost of Aaron Spelling probably enjoyed those too. Any porn parodists out there looking for some fresh target material? Consider Fantasy Island or Dynasty next.

Summer doldrums are over, and the new releases are coming fast and furious. Now in stores near you: OMG It’s the Leaving Las Vegas XXX Parody, directed by Jordan Septo.

OMG It’s the Leaving Las Vegas XXX Parody

Starring Annika Albrite and Tommy Pistol in the roles made famous by Elisabeth Shue and Nicholas Cage. Also with Capri Anderson, Lily Carter, Evan Stone, Logan Pierce, Ryan Driller and Xander Corvus.

Leaving Las Vegas is a strange choice for porn parody, to say the least. The two main characters were both really depressed and mopy. The sex in the movie was dreary and cruel. The male protagonist was suicidal and usually so drunk he couldn’t get it up. Red meat for the Oscars and Sundance crowds maybe, but not particularly erotic.

Judging from the YouTube trailer, the XXX version goes for the same arty, dreary vibe. I don’t get it.

UPDATE (10/3): the complete film This Ain’t Girls XXX is now available exclusively at Hustler Parodies. Look for a DVD release in mid-October.

Hustler has posted the SFW trailer for This Ain’t Girls XXX to YouTube.

Lena Dunham famously expressed disapproval when this project was announced, which must have made Hustler ecstatic. Controversy = free publicity!

Alex Chance plays the lead role, Hannah, ie the Lena Dunham role. Also starring Sierra Day, Mia Gold, Florence Dolce, Adriana Chechik, Dick Chibbles, Kris Slater and Richie Calhoun.

No release date announced yet.

OMG … It’s the Duck Dynasty XXX Parody directed by Jordan Septo hits store shelves today.

The popularity of Duck Dynasty is truly amazing. It’s the biggest cable reality show ratings-wise by far, at least triple what the Kardashians draw. So the only question is, What took the porn parodists so long?

Female stars (left to right on the box) are Natasha Starr, Kendall Karson, Maddy O’Reilly and Chanel Preston. Donning the big fake beards are Evan Stone, Derrick Pierce, Tommy Pistol and Ryan McLane.

Hey look, YouTube trailer, complete with fake ZZ Top theme song!

Hustler recently announced plans to make This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX, but we don’t expect that one until early 2014.

Brazzers produced three Breaking Bad porn parody episodes during the show’s final season. In the XXX version, fired chemistry teacher Walter Whitecock pursues a new career cooking up black-market boner pills (blue pills, of course).

All three episodes are available inside the Brazzers network. Or you can get the complete Being Bad on DVD coming soon.

Here’s our down-and-dirty episode guide. Jordan Ash plays “Walter” throughout.

Episode 1 featuring Katie St. Ives. Trailer, three-minute clip and 15 photos.

Episode Two featuring Aleksa Nicole. Trailer, three-minute clip and 15 photos.

Episode Three featuring Melina Mason. Trailer, three-minute clip and 15 pics.

The beloved childrens classic The Little Mermaid gets a very grownup reimagining in The Little Spermaid: A Dreamzone Parody, out now on DVD.

Starring Riley Reid as “Areola” the mermaid, Brooklyn Chase, Summer Brielle, Courtney Taylor, Evan Stone, Ryan Driller, Derrick Pierce and Tommy Pistol. There’s no director listed, which is odd.

Tagline: “She used to be under the sea. Now she wants to be under you!” That might be the stupidest tagline ever.

Enjoy the YouTube trailer:

And some teaser photos of Riley Reid in costume:

Not much of a special effects budget on this one. Riley Reid looks great as a redhead, though.

Hustler loves HBO. Or maybe hates HBO, depending on how you look at it. After giving us This Ain’t Girls XXX and This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX in recent months, Hustler’s latest is This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX out now on DVD.

You’ll be happy to learn that they found a pornstar who looks just like Steve Buscemi. That’s Scott Lyons in the lead role as “Nucky”. Also starring Alana Rains, Cameron Dee, Belle Noire, Presley Hart, Kimber Day, Cassandra Nixx, Ryan Driller, Anthony Rosano and Jovan Jordan (as “Chalky”). Directed by Stuart Canterbury.

Hustler is one of the fortunate porn studios who haven’t been kicked off YouTube (yet), so here’s the SFW trailer:

Hustler’s press release promises “a ton of great special effects, and of course the costumes from that period are fantastic”. The 1920s did have a very sexy look and hedonistic vibe. Which reminds us, how come no one made a Great Gatsby XXX to ride the buzz from the Leonardo DiCaprio version? That’s a missed opportunity there.

British studio Harmony presents the Downton Abbey porn parody we’ve all been waiting for: Down On Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor. The SFW YouTube trailer looks very promising:

That trailer promises “April 1, 2014″ release, but obviously they missed that date. The latest news we’ve heard is May 20, 2014 as the DVD shipping date. We’ll keep you updated. There will supposedly be a softcore censored cut available, but who cares, we’re only interested in the full hardcore original.

Conan O’Brien asked Michelle Dockery, who plays Lady Mary on the real Downton Abbey, about the porn parody in a recent interview.

Now that is some good free publicity.

The cast and character list:

Lexi Lowe as Abby
Ben Dover as Lord Grabhem
Jasmine Jae as Lady Grabhem
Jasmine James as Fanny
Ryan Ryder as Lord Stiffie
Jess West as Lady Stiffie
Ava Dalush as Missy
Cathy Heaven as Lucy
Emma Leigh as Betty
Clarke Kent as Master Bates
Tony De Sergio as Smallcock
Dimitris XXX as James
Big Bad Dave as Smithers

Hustler has posted some freebie video clips and photo galleries from its new ripped-from-HBO porn parody This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX.

Scene 1: Al Capone (Tony Rosano) with flapper hooker (Kimber Day) | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | Notice Day’s anachronistic thigh tattoo — goof!

Scene 2: Margaret (Alana Rains) seduces Chalky White (Jovan Jordan) | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | He calls her “Mrs Thompson”, so this must be season three.

Scene 3: Brothel madame Gillian Darmody (Cameron Dee) shows a new hire (Presley Hart) the ropes | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | Is there a prostitute “Iris” on the show? She might be invented for the parody.

Scene 4: Richard Harrow (Ryan Driller) and Julia (Belle Noir) make out on the Boardwalk | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | He keeps the mask on during sex, at least this time.

Scene 5: Finally, Nucky Thompson (Scott Lyons) encourages aspiring starlet Billie (Cassandra Nix) | Video Teaser | Photo Gallery | Not much resemblance to Steve Buscemi, but maybe that’s for the best.

Too bad we don’t see Lucy and her “fuck me, daaa-deee” routine.

Fox has revived 24 with a new season entitled 24: Live Another Day. This time there are only 12 episodes covering 12 hours, so shouldn’t it be called 12: Live Another Half-Day? Whatever happened to truth in advertising?

Wicked and Axel Braun — key players in a shady international crime syndicate no doubt — come along for the ride with their new 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Pornstar Kurt Lockwood plays superspy Jack Bauer, and damned if he doesn’t resemble Kiefer Sutherland just a little.

We have a YouTube trailer and some set photos:

Also starring Penny Pax, Ash Hollywood, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Claire Robbins, Tyler Nixon, Seth Gamble, Alec Knight, Giovanni Francisco and (in a non-sex comic relief role) Ron Jeremy.

The Donald Sterling scandal has generated two ripped-from-the-headlines porn parodies (so far). Quickest on the draw and first to your eyeballs is the DogFart Network, home of “unique interracial niche websites”, specifically its niche site Cuckold Sessions.

The cuckold genre in porn involves scenarios with a weak man forced to watch his wife or girlfriend have sex with a dominant (usually black) man. Humiliation and racial tension are key to the genre’s appeal. A couple months back we posted about One Flew Over The Cuckold’s Nest. And now Cuckold Sessions has produced a cuckold-themed reenactment of the Donald Sterling scandal. It’s a natural.

DogFart brought together a great cast: James Bartholet as racist old coot “Donald”, Nina Hartley as wife “Shelly”, Raven Bay as mistress “V.”, and Jovan Jordan as NBA superstar “Chris”.

Here’s the official site blurb for the scene:

It’s hard to believe that in 2014 there’s still racism and those who would rather not associate with “those people”. Donald owns a basketball team and his girlfriend and wife are about to set up a trap for him. You see, Donald’s been blowing his money on his girlfriend while his loving wife has been working hard and staying by his side. V. and Rochelle have Donald’s star player, Chris, come over to fuck his big black cock as he watches in absolute horror. On one end his wife and girlfriend are associating with a black guy,his star player. On the other end he’s playing with his tiny pecker, as for the first time in his life he has no control over the situation. Donald’s blood pressure rises as his wife and girlfriend fuck his BLACK money machine until they both share the black load. Donald, on the other hand, pulls his puny pecker(wood) until he erupts all over himself. The ladies, needless to say, are of no help to him at this point further.

DogFart has posted a SFW trailer to YouTube:

Or click through to Cuckold Sessions to watch the far more entertaining four-minute hardcore trailer.

Huffington Post has a good article about the quickie project, including interviews with the stars and scene director Billy Watson. Best line from Watson: “This thing has been so skeevy that maybe it’s the one time when porn couldn’t make it sleazier”.

Wicked has released the second installment in Axel Braun’s fairy tale series, Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.

Hollywood released its own re-imagining of Sleeping Beauty a month ago — Maleficent with Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning — so this release is timely, give or take a month.

YouTube has been steadily banning all the porn biz accounts, but Axel Braun is still alive so there’s a SFW YouTube trailer:

For those who need reminding on how the fairy tale goes, here’s an illustrated plot summary. There’s this lovely, young, blonde, virginal princess (Anikka Albrite).

And the princess has a run-in with wicked queen Maleficent (Stormy Daniels), who wears a kicky horn hat which she keeps on during sex.

The princess also meets a prince (Michael Vegas) with hipster sideburns.

But the prince also digs the queen.

Meanwhile, the king gets it on with three fairy babysitters (Claire Robbins, Casey Calvert, Riley Steele), because he’s the king and he can do whatever he wants.

And they all live happily ever after, probably, I don’t remember exactly.

Basketball season is over, Donald Sterling is no longer nightly news and comedy fodder, and Smash Pictures presents Owner Gets Clipped, its XXX parody reenactment of the Donald Sterling racism debacle.

That’s the problem with most “ripped from the headlines” porn parodies — even at the speedy pace of porn production, the scandal has faded by the time the XXX version gets released. Smash director Jim Powers cast, shot, assembled and released Owner Gets Clipped within nine weeks of the first TMZ newsflash, which is pretty damn impressive, but it still feels like old news.

There’s no SFW trailer, but GameLink has a hardcore trailer. The fake “20/40″ interview with “Barbara Waba” (played by porn legend Rebecca Bardoux) is actually pretty funny.

Here’s the sex scene breakdown:

(1) Racist old coot team owner Donald Sperming (Kyle Stone) with mistress Z (Yasmine De Leon).

(2) Mrs Sperming (Nina Hartley) has her own fling with one of the team’s players (Jon Jon).

(3) Z gets it on with another famous basketball player (Mark Anthony).

(4) Donald gets it on with another black mistress (Harley Dean).

(5) Mrs Sperming and Z settle their differences.

The pornsite Cuckold Sessions debuted its own cuckold-themed Donald Sterling porn parody a month ago. That parody was just one long scene released online, which allowed them to strike more quickly.

In January 2014, British TV network Channel 4 ran a five-episode documentary series called Benefits Street, which followed various welfare recipients living on James Turner Street in Birmingham for one year. The program generated highly charged responses from across the political spectrum. Some critics complained that it was “poverty porn”. Various followup documentaries and panel shows used Benefits Street to debate welfare policy afterwards.

Not surprisingly, British pornographers have joined the conversation by producing their own parody poverty porn featuring actual porn.

Pure XXX Films presents a series called Benefits Treat following the horny chavs of “James Felcher Street” in Birmingham. One breakout star of Benefits Street was known as “White Dee”, while Benefits Treat has a character known as “White DP”. You get the idea.

So far Benefits Treat has four scenes available — Episode 1 … Episode 2 … Episode 3 … Episode 4 — each with sample clips and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

Television X launched its own parody series entitled Friends With Benefits Street in May. It features a character known as “White Double D”.

Television X makes it difficult for North American viewers to watch its product on DVD or VoD, so the YouTube promo is all we’ve seen so far.

Legendary director Will Ryder and studio X-Play will release their newest porn parody later this month, Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Parody.

Press release quotes from Will Ryder:

“The movie is definitely aimed at fans of high quality adult entertainment including couples that want to watch something enjoyable together and of course the people that love Frankie Valli and the Jersey Boys along with all the great music of that era.”

“I have to confess I am a huge fan of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons and of course the musical Jersey Boys so I made sure I offered one-hundred percent respect to Mr. Frankie Valli in how I created this parody musical.”

“Yes we take some liberties. Our movie begins in the early 1960s when the band was just starting their career searching for a record deal and we take the audience on a fun ride that travels into the beginning of the disco era of 1974.”

We suspect those “liberties” include lots of sex. Call it a hunch.

The cast includes Tommy Pistol (as Frankie Valli), Eric John, Chad White, Kurt Lockwood and Chad Diamond (as the rest of the Four Seasons, because there are five of them in this version), plus Jersey girls Zoey Monroe, Carmen Caliente, Bailey Bae, Mila Blaze, Sunny Lane, Ryder Skye, Lucky Star and Anya Ivy.

This will be the third XXX musical directed by Ryder, following Not the Wizard of Oz XXX and Grease XXX (both 2013). The idea of pornstars singing and dancing may sound unpromising, but Wizard and Grease were both a blast and we have high hopes for Jersey Boys XXX too.

Earlier this summer, X-Play sent out a press release announcing that Will Ryder was in pre-production on Manson Family XXX, a “porn parody” about the horrific 1969 murder spree. A minor media frenzy ensued, and TMZ reported that the project had already inspired outrage and opposition.

Charles Manson will NOT be glorified in porn … so vows the sister of Sharon Tate.

Debra Tate [sister of murder victim Sharon Tate] is incensed over the impending casting of “Manson Family XXX” [....]

Adult film director Will Ryder — whose credits include “Not The Wizard of Oz XXX” — will cast Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel, Leslie Van Houten, Linda Kasabian, Charles “Tex” Watson, and others. Manson is the central figure who has sex with all of them.

PornParody.com generally approves of tasteless humor and a no-sacred-cows mentality in porn, but even we question whether this is a good idea. It doesn’t sound clever, just cruel and sad.

After that June 25 TMZ article, we hadn’t heard anything further and figured the project had been abandoned. Then yesterday (September 15), Will Ryder posted a trailer to YouTube:

The trailer contains no video footage, just a collage of static set photos. Nonetheless, it looks like X-Play really made this film and plans to release it soon.

The cast includes Sarah Vandella, Nadia Styles, Cassidy Klein, Maya Grand, Judas, Gaia, Kurt Lockwood, Eric John, Dick Chibbles, Jeremy Conway, Jack Vegas and “JS as Charles Manson”. AIFD lists Ryan Driller in the cast as well.

The world needs anarchists and pranksters willing to push the boundaries of free speech and acceptable taste. We’ll gladly defend Ryder and company’s right to make this film. But we’ll probably choose not to watch it.

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is now available on DVD, streaming and download. Samantha Saint plays the title role.

One big difference from the traditional tale — Cinderella’s stepsisters (Carter Cruise, Penny Pax) are much nicer to her in the XXX version:

At least until the paddle comes out, and even the paddling doesn’t look so bad:

As always, Cinderella meets her Prince Charming and lives happily ever after:

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody follows Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, all released in 2014, all available now on DVD, streaming and download.

The movie Vampire Academy was a huge bomb, scoring under 10% at Rotten Tomatoes and grossing under $10 million before quickly disappearing from theaters. No sequel is planned. The studio didn’t even bother faking a real-world romance between the stars.

So it’s not entirely clear if Hustler’s new Lesbian Vampire Academy is supposed to be a porn parody or not. Maybe it’s just good barely legal girl/girl smut with fake blood and fangs, and the similar titles are mere coincidence?

Starring Raven Rockette, August Ames, Karmen Karma, Natasha Voya, Zoey Foxx, Ryan Ryans, Carter Cruise and Zoey Monroe.

Lame tagline: “These Lesbian Vampires need to feed on more than Blood!”

Brazzers has produced an ambitious five-part porn parody of American Horror Story, entitled (old-fashioned dirty pun style) American Whore Story.

All five installments originally appeared inside the Brazzers members area in October 2014, right around the time AHS: Freak Show started up. They came up with an all-new story, in the spirit of the series but not based on any particular season. The complete epic is now available on DVD.

Here’s a scene breakdown with links to free promo galleries and videos.

Scene One
The story: “Danny and Tyler take a road trip to visit a little town in the middle of nowhere that hasn’t been on any maps since a terrible crime spree took place there years ago. They spot a busty hitchhiker named Katrina Jade on the way and pick her up …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

Scene Two
The story: “Day two of Danny and Tyler’s stay in the mysterious desert town that was once home to a psychopath named Lee Walden Griss, and Tyler is nowhere to be found. Danny asks the receptionist Juelz Ventura to help him out, and she directs him to meet her later that night right outside of town. Danny heads to meet the sexy receptionist and finds Skin Diamond and Juelz waiting for him …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

Scene Three
The story: “Lee Walden Griss’s sinister plan has almost come to fruition, and he celebrates with henchbabe Bonnie Rotten …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

Scene Four
The story: “As night falls on the desert, notorious psychopath Lee Walden Griss is still at large. And as loving couple Tommy Gunn and Kleio Valentien take in a romantic evening under the stars, they have no idea that they’re being watched from the shadows …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

Scene Five
The story: “After a daring escape from notorious psycho Lee Walden Griss, Danny finds himself all alone with Bonnie Rotten …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

And now the complete five-episode, three-hour American Whore Story is available on DVD in our store.